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5.14.2009

What not to say to your pregnant wife....

"Hey! You're like a fat person who can't see their feet!"*

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*It's probably never a great idea to compare your wife to anything related to the word fat.

**Especially when she's pregnant and having an especially emotional day and is right smack in the middle of trying to find something to wear, but can't find a SINGLE thing that fits because all of a sudden everything seems to be about 29 and 1/2 sizes too small.

***It's always a great idea to remedy the situation by buying your wife a new wardrobe.

****This scenario may or may not have happened last Saturday at the Harbie household.

1 comment:

Katie and Greg said...

Love it. Oh the memories. I'm so glad that the moment as now etched itself into history. Is the feeling fat part a part we have to savor?